“Millions of Twilight fans out there just cannot wait to see this. It’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?” (x)
(Answer: “Umm. FOR THEM!”)
When is his long international nightmare contractually over? Monday after the box office numbers come in? Is there a Sparkle Protection Program he can go into? RUN, TAKE ONLY THE VODKA, KEEP RUNNING AND DON’T LOOK BACK
Click back to Cleo because her tags are the BEST. Also, I just got home from this, the only Twilight movie I have ever seen, and it was hilarious. Sunday was apparently the best day to see it, too, because I am only aware of one person in the theatre who for sure wasn’t seeing it ironically/for the lulz. (A friend who’d already seen it twice anyway). Certainly not the guys behind me, who said of CGI Baby Renesmee, “It’s a robot!” among other amusing asides. Those guys were my favorite.